There is treachery in this world, evil occurrences, murder, torture, sexual deviance. And God has had enough.
He has sent a sign of better things to come; Did he create a river of pure water for draught ridden lands? Or change the hearts of a multitude of child abusers? No. He laid an egg.
Yup, He laid an egg in Texas, USA. Is it a newly created holy relic, brought into this world during this most blessed of seasons as a sign of better things to come? At least one woman thinks so:
Now, I'll admit, I am a believer in God. I am. But I don't think that means I need to be a believer in eggs. And if you look at that chicken, who is the proud Virgin Mary of the poultry world, I don't think she thought it a blessing while she was laying this thing.
Most of us would, maybe, take a photo and then scramble the egg. Or at least put little holes in the ends and blow out the insides. But are these farmers doing that? No, these people are going to save this egg. Can you imagine that? Thy have it in a little black box. And if it sits there much longer, they WILL need a miracle..to gt the stinky stench out of their home.
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11 years ago
Rolls eyes. You're a believer in god? We don't have a make believe friend out there that gives a shit about us.
ReplyDeleteHumankind is alone and on it's own and needs to get it right or die off. And avoid the god believers, they keep killing each other.
I believe in eggs! Scrambled, hard boiled, poached, fried.....all the same to me....
ReplyDeleteI once saw Jesus in a bottle of vodka. Honest! I'd just emptied the last shot and there he was!
Sounds a bit Monty Python to me.
Our Chicken
Who art in the henhouse
Give us this day our daily egg
And forgive us for scrambling
As we forgive those who hard boil against us
And deliver us from broken yolks
For thine is the egg box
The laying and the clucking
For as long as we don't stuff you
Acockerel
you guys...ah well...no matter what i believe. no matter what you believe..I doubt God gave this crazy lady an egg as a sign of anything.
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ReplyDeleteYikes.. I couldnt imagine having that thing in my house.. No thanks.. Sorry I havent been around much lately. With the new job I have been busy getting used to the schedule..
ReplyDeleteBrother: A lot of these monkeys need a scrape goat, go figure.
ReplyDeletetweetey, how's the new job going? I've been wondering where you've been.
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