Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Roxxxy The Sexxx Robot

Yesterday morning I was sitting here, innocently eating my cereal and watching Headline News and this story comes up about Roxxxy the Sex Doll. I kid you not. (Notice the triple x in her name?? Man, she should be ashamed of herself.)

Roxxxy can be bought for a mere $9000. You may think that's a bit pricey for a doll, but Roxxxy is more than that; she has a laptop connected to cables coming out of her back and touch sensors at strategic locations. (God I just realized with that laptop hooked up, you guys could twitter while you're, well, you know..) She also has a bunch of different personalities, five to be exact; Frigid Farrah, Wild Wendy, S&M Susan, Young (barely 18) and Mature Martha.

Prostitutes around the world are nervous. They might lose their livelihood if this Roxxxy catches on. I am definitely not a woman of the evening but I can tell you, I do not like this!

Men leave their wives every day, usually trading them in for another woman and occasionally, a man. But a sex robot? Oh please!

The only benefit I can see is that she would be good to take on a trip, no need for potty breaks. But try taking roxxxy into a restaurant. Try introducing her to your boss.

Tell the kids, "This is your new mommy, kids!" I dare you.



Or take this to church?



Introduce this to you mother?:




Even your dog would run and hide:



And to make her more 'perfect'..ROXXXY SNORES!!!

You think your teen son wants to borrow your car? OH HO! You just wait!

I guess I'm just an old fashioned lady but I think this is really freaky; it's like a Furby Gone Wild.

8 comments:

  1. But, you can put her in the passenger seat and use the carpool lane on your commute to work.

    Also, the guy who invented her doesn't understand the appeal of a sex robot. This one talks. LOL .. sorry. ;-)

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  2. har Har Har!..tho the carpool thingy isnt a real bad idea..

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  3. At least the creeps at the bookstore might leave us alone if they had a roxxxy.
    Also, I'm told (by men) that the average amount of money they have to dole out before they can get laid by a girl is around 360 bucks. Those guys can just put all the money they'd spend on dates on one "person" and never have to worry about feeding her....or ever having a date again.

    Really, though, if it's gotten to the point that a person actually feels they NEED a robot...then, let them have it. Because that's a sad sack story if I ever heard one.

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  4. Oh my goodness.. Yikes I dont know what to say because if you cant have the real thing its not worth it.. come on peeps... If you dont have a wife/husband and cant get the real thing... there is something terribly wrong..

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  5. i just think it's silly beyond words and I'm amazed it was on the national news.

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  6. I posted about her a few weeks ago, she could be better looking and I damn sure wouldn't need her to talk but past that I'm in, nine grand is a damn sight cheaper than trying to keep a woman happy anymore.

    I could turn out the light if I didn't want to look at her, she would just be there for one need anyway and I have a great imagination.

    I wouldn't even buy her any clothes, she'd always be living under a blanket on the bed anyway, except for when I drug her out in the yard to hose her out. :-)

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  7. A snoring sex doll???

    Now I know the world is fucked....in a manner of speaking...;-)

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Go ahead, you can do it! Just whistle if you want me. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and BLOW....

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