Yesterday morning I was sitting here, innocently eating my cereal and watching Headline News and this story comes up about Roxxxy the Sex Doll. I kid you not. (Notice the triple x in her name?? Man, she should be ashamed of herself.)
Roxxxy can be bought for a mere $9000. You may think that's a bit pricey for a doll, but Roxxxy is more than that; she has a laptop connected to cables coming out of her back and touch sensors at strategic locations. (God I just realized with that laptop hooked up, you guys could twitter while you're, well, you know..) She also has a bunch of different personalities, five to be exact; Frigid Farrah, Wild Wendy, S&M Susan, Young (barely 18) and Mature Martha.
Prostitutes around the world are nervous. They might lose their livelihood if this Roxxxy catches on. I am definitely not a woman of the evening but I can tell you, I do not like this!
Men leave their wives every day, usually trading them in for another woman and occasionally, a man. But a sex robot? Oh please!
The only benefit I can see is that she would be good to take on a trip, no need for potty breaks. But try taking roxxxy into a restaurant. Try introducing her to your boss.
Tell the kids, "This is your new mommy, kids!" I dare you.
Or take this to church?
Introduce this to you mother?:
Even your dog would run and hide:
And to make her more 'perfect'..ROXXXY SNORES!!!
You think your teen son wants to borrow your car? OH HO! You just wait!
I guess I'm just an old fashioned lady but I think this is really freaky; it's like a Furby Gone Wild.
Week Three Summary
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