Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Viagra Soup

I'm sitting here finishing my cereal, reading through various blogs and watching Headline News on CNN, when Robin Meade begins to talk about Viagra soup. Yup, my ears perked right up, too, no pun intended. Honest. ANYWAY, apparently there is a Chinese restaurant in NYC that serves Viagra Soup. Can you imagine, ladies? Imagine being on a dinner date and your partner orders this. I guess that's more than a subtle hint as to what his after dinner plans are! OK now here's the rub, no pun intended. There is not one single drop of Viagra in this soup. It's mostly seafood and tequila. Now, what if I, as a female, want a seafood and tequila soup? I can promise you, there is no way I would order this. They need to offer a female version of this. I don't know what they would call it tho. Maybe Mid-Cycle Soup? You probably know by now that my mind works a little off kilter from most folks. And as such, I'm thinking, what if your date doesn't want an entire bowl of soup? What if he only wants a cup of soup? I forgot to tell you, a bowl of this soup costs $32.00. So, let's say your date decides that's too much but he is willing to pay, say, $16.00 for a cup of Viagra Soup. The owner of the restaurant assures his patrons that this soup will carry a man through to the light of dawn. Well, I'm thinking, that's all very well and good, but if my man has, instead, a cup of this potion, will he peter out ..no pun intended...at midnight? Or, even worse, after a rowdy session of wonderful foreplay? What then????? Huh????

So, I've thought of a solution of sorts; if you have a date to go to NYC for Chinese food, ladies, bring an extra $16.00! It's that simple! And if your date orders a cup of Viagra Soup, slip a note to the waiter to up the order to a bowl.

5 comments:

  1. Viagra soup, first I've heard of it, but I wouldn't need it anyway, my stupid pecker thinks it's still 25. Of course at my age the nuts start hurting if you do it more than two times a day. Old monkeys can enjoy all the sex they like, they just have to be careful not to climax too much. But a good climax isn't required each time for good sex with the right partner, it's just a build up to a good one.

    Anyway, you've hooked me, I'll put a shortcut to you in my blogs folder. Have a great day.

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  2. Isn't a lizard in your shoe sort of lumpy?

    I could understand a 'lizard' in the shorts, but in a shoe?

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  3. A lizard in the cleavage would also make sense, he he he.

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  4. Me and BBC would need a bucket full...!!!

    oh allright Billy...I'm speaking for myself...;-)

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  5. Ha ha the comments as funny as the post!

    Yes, there are so many food that enrich the body for stamina. A couple years ago I remember the news article about watermelons have a viagra-like effect. What if your spouse brings home a watermelon in the groceries?

    For women the foods that help our reporductive body are anything with vitamin E. Natural source vitimin E is something we all should take anyways with Cand B (natural sourced food supplements in vitamins...not synthetic vitamins)

    For women foods including figs, eggs, avacado, salmon, basil, cloves, ginger, almonds, chocolate, asparagus, coffee, garlic, chilies, raw oysters...

    And notice...these are among the foods that have only recently in last twenty years become trendy and popular in U.S.A. Chefs on cooking shows often have recipes for these fresh lively ingredients which were lacking in high carb diets.

    Avoiding starches will also help everyone's energy.

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